Tough Love

It's called an intervention, and its time has come. Hey, Tom...Ben...Alex.  Been a long time since I've seen you guys.  Whatcha doing here? I asked them to come, son. Father?  You're here too? What's going on, anyway? Sit down, son.  We need to talk. Well, that would be nice some other time, but right now, I'm a little busy.  In case you haven't heard, I've got a bunch of crazy right-wingers trying to keep me from paying my bills.  Can you imagine the nerve of these people?  Why, if they had their way, they'd destroy my reputation!  Ruin me!  Next thing you know, it would cost me a fortune to borrow the money I need just to make ends meet...if I could borrow it at all.  The only thing I can do now is try to get all my friends to gang up on them and get them to change their mind.  In fact, I have another press conference scheduled right now, so if you'll excuse me... I'm afraid we can't do that.  You're not going anyplace...(Read Full Article)