October 31, 2010
Why Doesn't Everyone Know Jan Schakowsky's Husband Wrote ObamaCare in Jail?By Stella Paul
I know who's got my vote for the cutest couple since Bonnie and Clyde. It's the larcenous lovebirds from Chicago: Jan Schakowsky, the most far-left member of Congress, and her bank robber husband, Robert Creamer, who wrote Obamacare in jail.
What a romance! She waited as he served time for sixteen counts of bank fraud, selflessly devoting herself to trying to impeach Dick Cheney and to showering federal funds on her biggest, most ethically challenged contributors.
And he persevered inside the graybar hotel, aflame with the inspiration that became Stand Up Straight! How Progressives Can Win, a 628-page manual for how "to reshape the structure of one-sixth of the American economy" -- namely, health care.
Endorsed by David Axelrod and SEIU honcho Andrew Stern, Stand Up Straight! gave Democrats the perfect voodoo recipe of lies, lies, and boiled frog's eyes they used to cook up ObamaCare.
Here's how David Horowitz's Discover The Network describes it:
Now don't you find this tale of the Obamacare-writing bank robber and his congresswoman moll pretty darn interesting? Even, shall we say, newsworthy?
After all, nothing more intimately affects our lives than the Obamination currently shutting down Catholic hospitals, sending premiums skyrocketing, and limiting patients' access and options.
And if you really want nightmares, check out Congressman Kevin Brady's organization chart that displays ObamaCare's new government agencies, regulations, and mandates.
In addition to showing the massive expansion of government and the overwhelming complexity of new regulations and taxes, the chart portrays:
Hey, thanks for nothing, Robert and Jan!
Yet somehow the great media machine has not seen fit to tell voters about the rancid Romeo and Juliet who gave us this unholy mess.
Instead, they've inundated us with:
- Christine O'Donnell dabbling with witchcraft in high school
- Meg Whitman's housekeeper's immigration status
- Linda McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment treatment of women
Somehow, I don't think when a family member's life hangs in the balance, my first thought will be with female wrestlers.
Well, even if the media did miraculously decide to ask Schakowsky some hard questions, she'd be tough to find. She's awfully busy, calling Tea Partiers "despicable," storming into polling places to illegally electioneer, and sending out her dearest friend to scream at Andrew Breitbart that he's gay.
Fortunately, Chicago voters in the 9th district have an outstanding candidate to vote for in Joel Pollak, magna cum laude Harvard graduate, who published two acclaimed books while attending Harvard Law School. Pollak has been endorsed by Alan Dershowitz, his former professor and a lifelong Democrat.
You can contribute to Joel Pollak here.
Wouldn't it be a thrill to annoy the Silent Media and retire the Bonnie and Clyde who held up the nation?
Stella Paul can be reached at StellaPundit@aol.com.