Obama's essence

Undisciplined. Disorganized. Overreaching. Dangerous. Even the Democrats are taking off the upside-down plastic buckets they've kept over their heads, like David Broder, David Ignatius, and even David Brooks, the house conservative at the NYT, who keeps trying to hug that dangerous median strip on the superhighway of life, dancing and dodging between all the whizzing cars and trucks. 

But the commentariat still doesn't understand that Obama is the worst control freak to occupy high office in the history of the United States. Obama is the Nanny to end all Nannies. Socialism is not a political philosophy for him. It's the other way around. Control freakery is Obama's basic personality. Socialism is just his way of making it look good to his buds on the Left.

It's called obsessive-compulsive personality, and if he can get himself a good doctor he might be able to get a pill for it. But he doesn't see it as a problem for one Barack (Barry) Soetoro Obama, the Reinvented Man. He sees it as everybody else's problem, including the stock market, high-paid executives, people who objected to his weird appointee's weird choice of Chas Freeman for a top intelligence post, and just about everybody else who doesn't march in lockstep with his frantic fantasy life. We all just need a leetle more controlling and he'll be just a titch happier with us.

Unfortunately for him this is the most naturally anarchic country in the world: What do you think Rock ‘n Roll is about, not to mention Gangsta Rap? It's not a Mozart minuet. It's the drumbeat of rebellion that has run this country since 1776.

Obama is oddly foreign in that respect. He's more like Kim Jong-Il or Robert Mugabe, or Saddam Hussein for that matter. Control. He is profoundly afraid of losing it, and has learned to project total control in his very persona. That's what earned him the faith of the liberal masses. The trouble is that nobody else will take orders!  No wonder he doesn't like Israel, a country that is as wildly anarchic as America. No wonder he admires the disciplined Swedes, and gave his first big speech at the Berlin Prussian victory monument. Citizens of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your freedom.

The reason why this White House is so chaotic and can't even staff the Treasury at a time of wild economic turmoil is that Obama needs to micromanage it all. That's why he's got six Secretaries of State. Hillary is just a figurehead. He's got Joe Biden, who's not all that together himself, he's got his special reps to the Middle East and Af-Pakistan, he's got his letter to Khamenei in Iran, he wrote his own letter to Russia's prime minister (which was contemptuously dissed in public), he's got his "Up yours, British Imperialist!" meeting with Gordon Brown, followed by some mysterious "high State Department source" telling the Brits they're no different from all the other 200 countries in the world, and on and on. FDR famously played off his bureaucrats against each other to keep more power in his own hands. Obama is trying the same thing, except that he can't resist the urge to meddle and micromanage. No wonder Warren Buffett is getting freaked out watching it. 

Take something as small as Obama's need for a word-for-word script, just to answer questions at press conferences. His teleprompter dependency is simply unprecedented. Any Republican president would be laughed out of the room with that kind of hand-holding from Axelrod, or Bill Ayers, or Michelle, or whoever is dictating the words behind the scenes. No wonder Obama is considered eloquent. Like a talking head on TV he constantly needs his writers to feed him the words, so he can pay total attention to his acting style. But even his acting is degenerating in front of our eyes: Obama is turning Obombastama. You can tell from the tone of hysteria creeping into his operatic baritone. Maybe they need to switch that reverb circuit back on? That should impress all the lickspittles of the White House press.

The paradox of it all is that the free market will have to get us out of this mess, simply because whatever policies Obama conjures up from day to day are contradictory. You can't spend a trillion plus on the phony stimulus bill, and then expect to spend more and more trillions of Monopoly money on your liberal wish list: universal healthcare, carbon trading schemes, declaring CO2 to be a poison. "Pardon me for breathing," as New Yorkers used to say. That was a joke. Soon breathing out CO2 may require a carbon trading license from Carol Browner at the EPA.  Not a joke. As for the other end, methane is next.

With Obama running around in all directions at the same time, the market will find ways to get around overregulation. It usually does. The old military maxim is "order, counter-order, disorder." Another useful rule is "never give a command that won't be obeyed." But that's precisely what the Big O keeps doing. It's an odd way to liberate those markets that cannot be controlled -- which is most of them -- but what the hell, it's a libertarian dream.

And when the economy recovers in spite of all that control freakery, Obama will take the credit. In a way, he might deserve it.
Undisciplined. Disorganized. Overreaching. Dangerous. Even the Democrats are taking off the upside-down plastic buckets they've kept over their heads, like David Broder, David Ignatius, and even David Brooks, the house conservative at the NYT, who keeps trying to hug that dangerous median strip on the superhighway of life, dancing and dodging between all the whizzing cars and trucks. 

But the commentariat still doesn't understand that Obama is the worst control freak to occupy high office in the history of the United States. Obama is the Nanny to end all Nannies. Socialism is not a political philosophy for him. It's the other way around. Control freakery is Obama's basic personality. Socialism is just his way of making it look good to his buds on the Left.

It's called obsessive-compulsive personality, and if he can get himself a good doctor he might be able to get a pill for it. But he doesn't see it as a problem for one Barack (Barry) Soetoro Obama, the Reinvented Man. He sees it as everybody else's problem, including the stock market, high-paid executives, people who objected to his weird appointee's weird choice of Chas Freeman for a top intelligence post, and just about everybody else who doesn't march in lockstep with his frantic fantasy life. We all just need a leetle more controlling and he'll be just a titch happier with us.

Unfortunately for him this is the most naturally anarchic country in the world: What do you think Rock ‘n Roll is about, not to mention Gangsta Rap? It's not a Mozart minuet. It's the drumbeat of rebellion that has run this country since 1776.

Obama is oddly foreign in that respect. He's more like Kim Jong-Il or Robert Mugabe, or Saddam Hussein for that matter. Control. He is profoundly afraid of losing it, and has learned to project total control in his very persona. That's what earned him the faith of the liberal masses. The trouble is that nobody else will take orders!  No wonder he doesn't like Israel, a country that is as wildly anarchic as America. No wonder he admires the disciplined Swedes, and gave his first big speech at the Berlin Prussian victory monument. Citizens of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your freedom.

The reason why this White House is so chaotic and can't even staff the Treasury at a time of wild economic turmoil is that Obama needs to micromanage it all. That's why he's got six Secretaries of State. Hillary is just a figurehead. He's got Joe Biden, who's not all that together himself, he's got his special reps to the Middle East and Af-Pakistan, he's got his letter to Khamenei in Iran, he wrote his own letter to Russia's prime minister (which was contemptuously dissed in public), he's got his "Up yours, British Imperialist!" meeting with Gordon Brown, followed by some mysterious "high State Department source" telling the Brits they're no different from all the other 200 countries in the world, and on and on. FDR famously played off his bureaucrats against each other to keep more power in his own hands. Obama is trying the same thing, except that he can't resist the urge to meddle and micromanage. No wonder Warren Buffett is getting freaked out watching it. 

Take something as small as Obama's need for a word-for-word script, just to answer questions at press conferences. His teleprompter dependency is simply unprecedented. Any Republican president would be laughed out of the room with that kind of hand-holding from Axelrod, or Bill Ayers, or Michelle, or whoever is dictating the words behind the scenes. No wonder Obama is considered eloquent. Like a talking head on TV he constantly needs his writers to feed him the words, so he can pay total attention to his acting style. But even his acting is degenerating in front of our eyes: Obama is turning Obombastama. You can tell from the tone of hysteria creeping into his operatic baritone. Maybe they need to switch that reverb circuit back on? That should impress all the lickspittles of the White House press.

The paradox of it all is that the free market will have to get us out of this mess, simply because whatever policies Obama conjures up from day to day are contradictory. You can't spend a trillion plus on the phony stimulus bill, and then expect to spend more and more trillions of Monopoly money on your liberal wish list: universal healthcare, carbon trading schemes, declaring CO2 to be a poison. "Pardon me for breathing," as New Yorkers used to say. That was a joke. Soon breathing out CO2 may require a carbon trading license from Carol Browner at the EPA.  Not a joke. As for the other end, methane is next.

With Obama running around in all directions at the same time, the market will find ways to get around overregulation. It usually does. The old military maxim is "order, counter-order, disorder." Another useful rule is "never give a command that won't be obeyed." But that's precisely what the Big O keeps doing. It's an odd way to liberate those markets that cannot be controlled -- which is most of them -- but what the hell, it's a libertarian dream.

And when the economy recovers in spite of all that control freakery, Obama will take the credit. In a way, he might deserve it.