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September 26, 2008 The Song of OBy James Lewis
A is for Ayers and ACORN, Alinsky, And Auchi and Axelrod, All of a kind; B is for Bernardine, Bomb the Police! and Black Liberation, by Bloody Professors like Ayers the Rad, who did fix education with Annenberg millions for all the poor kids who now know how to riot for real education they could have had freely in old Chicago's schools! C is for Chavez and Che and Code Pinko, All Fighting for Justice and Peace, Love and Joy; D is for Davis, Joe Stalin's Black poet, Obama's First Mentor on Waikiki Beach; E is for Emil, The Capo of Southside, He Showed O the Power, In Cook County style; F is for Fannie and Freddie McMoney All Friends of Obama's, Who Gave All the Dollars To Bama and Barney and Biden and Dodd, And Chuckie and Charlie and Franklin and Jim For Federal Dud Loans No Need to Pay Back! G is for God Daaaamn Amer'ca! quoth Reverend Wright, for Black Liberation! with Standing Ovation from Ayers and ACORN Alinsky, Khalidi and Rezko and Auchi and All the Good People in Hyde Park salons. H is for Hillary, Yesterday's Woman Who Had to be Dumped To Make Way for Our Hope. 'Cause Rads want The Power To Change All Our Money As Soon as Our Hero Gets Up On the Throne! I is for Israel, Iraq and Iran; Just get them to talking and soon they'll see reason It's easy as pie; J is for Jews who are always to blame, say Jay-Wright and Louey and Jimmy and Jesse and Rasheed and Waleed and Gyorgyi and Huey and Percy and ... ... oops! where was I? Oh, yes... K is for Khaleed, the Black Panther guru, who got O to Harvard to launch his career; Khaleed is AKA Old Rad "Don Warden" Who Now Flacks for OPEC As Khaleed Abdool Tareeq Ali Mansoor! L is for Lenin, who Posed for O's Posters, Facing the Future! Fist for the Foe! Forward the Vanguard! Workers and Women! Kill all the Kulaks! And Lynch all the Rich! M is for Media, They Skip All the News now They're Just Much Too Busy With Saving the Earth; For Mao man Mike Klonsky And Marilyn Katz; And Hamastan Muslim Bro's Abu Marzook! N is for Nuke bombs which We Must All Freeze Now To Stop Nuclear Winter! (Or maybe Nuke Summer?) Or is it Nuke Power? It's All Evil Stuff; Except for Old A'jad Who's just making missiles To shield all the mullahs from Zion's aggression That's one for the books! O is Obama, Our Hero, Our Savior, Our Hope, And Our Changer Who'll Make Us All Proud; P is for Diddy, the Hood from the Hood; When Bama's Elected He'll get Special Credit For Bringing the Gang Vote To Obama's Cause! Q is for Qaida, Those Poor Little Fellas Who Just Need More Loving and Much More Compassion --- and maybe some home loans? --- To Make Them Feel Better To Not Blow Up Truck Bombs with Women and Kids; R is for Reagan, For Ron Reagan, Red-fighter Ruined the Soviets For Twenty Good Years; Oh Golly, Now Here Comes A Governor Sarah Who Sounds Just Like Old Ron A Reagan Encore! S is for Slumlords s and Styrofoam Temples and Saudis and Shaheeds, the Saviors of Earth; T is Big Tony Our Syrian Rezko Who's always so eager to help O go far; U is for U.S. the Root of All Evil We Just Need a Good Prez To Teach Us to Lose; V is for Voters, Who Rise from the Graves For Chi-Town Ward Bosses To Check Off the Ballots Then Go Back to Dirt Naps Till Next Resurrection For O's Re-election In Two Thousand Twelve! W is for "We are the Ones We're Awaiting." And Women Who Vote For Woe-bama and Biden And Walker and Wallis and WaPo encore! X is for Excellent Axelrod Astroturf Dude; It's Awesome how One Guy can be All Grass Roots! Y is for "Y the hell is this man running?" and Z ... is ... ... Z End for US November 4! James Lewis occasionally blogs at dangeroustimes.wordpress.com on "The Song of O"
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