The Song of O

(An alphabet song)

A is for Ayers and ACORN, Alinsky,


            And Auchi and Axelrod,


            All of a kind;


B is for Bernardine,


            Bomb the Police!


            and Black Liberation,
           
            by Bloody Professors


            like Ayers the Rad, who


            did fix education


            with Annenberg millions


            for all the poor kids


            who now know how to riot


            for real education


            they could have had freely


            in old Chicago's schools!  


C is for Chavez


            and Che


            and Code Pinko,


            All Fighting for Justice


            and Peace, Love and Joy;


D is for Davis,


            Joe Stalin's Black poet,


            Obama's First Mentor


            on Waikiki Beach;


E is for Emil,


            The Capo of Southside,


            He Showed O the Power,


            In Cook County style; 


F is for Fannie


            and Freddie McMoney


            All Friends of Obama's,


            Who Gave All the Dollars


            To Bama and Barney and Biden and Dodd,


            And Chuckie and Charlie and Franklin and Jim


            For Federal Dud Loans


            No Need to Pay Back!


G is for


             God Daaaamn


                        Amer'ca!


            quoth Reverend Wright,


            for Black Liberation!


            with Standing Ovation


            from Ayers and ACORN


            Alinsky, Khalidi


            and Rezko and Auchi


            and All the Good People


            in Hyde Park salons.


H is for Hillary,


            Yesterday's Woman


            Who Had to be Dumped


            To Make Way for Our Hope.


            'Cause Rads want The Power


            To Change All Our Money


            As Soon as Our Hero


            Gets Up On the Throne!


I is for Israel, Iraq and Iran;

           

            Just get them to talking


            and soon they'll see reason


            It's easy as pie;


J is for Jews

           

            who are always to blame,


            say Jay-Wright and Louey


            and Jimmy and Jesse


            and Rasheed and Waleed


            and Gyorgyi and Huey


            and Percy and ...


             ... oops! where was I?


            Oh, yes...


K is for Khaleed,

           

            the Black Panther guru,


            who got O to Harvard


            to launch his career;


            Khaleed is AKA 


            Old Rad "Don Warden"


            Who Now Flacks for OPEC

           
            As Khaleed Abdool


            Tareeq Ali Mansoor!



L is for Lenin,


            who Posed for O's Posters,


            Facing the Future!


            Fist for the Foe!


            Forward the Vanguard!


            Workers and Women!


            Kill all the Kulaks!


            And Lynch all the Rich!





M is for Media,


            They Skip All the News now


            They're Just Much Too Busy


            With Saving the Earth;


            For Mao man Mike Klonsky
           

            And Marilyn Katz;


            And Hamastan Muslim Bro's


            Abu Marzook!



N is for Nuke bombs


            which We Must All Freeze Now


            To Stop Nuclear Winter!


            (Or maybe Nuke Summer?)


            Or is it Nuke Power?


            It's All Evil Stuff;


            Except for Old A'jad


            Who's just making missiles


            To shield all the mullahs


            from Zion's aggression


            That's one for the books!


O is Obama,


            Our Hero,


            Our Savior,


            Our Hope,


            And Our Changer


            Who'll Make


            Us All Proud;


P is for Diddy,


            the Hood


            from the Hood;


            When Bama's Elected


            He'll get Special Credit


            For Bringing the Gang Vote


            To Obama's Cause!



Q is for Qaida,


            Those Poor Little Fellas


            Who Just Need More Loving


            and Much More Compassion


            --- and maybe some home loans? ---


            To Make Them Feel Better


            To Not Blow Up Truck Bombs


            with Women and Kids;


R is for Reagan,


            For Ron Reagan, Red-fighter


            Ruined the Soviets


            For Twenty Good Years;


            Oh Golly, Now Here Comes


            A Governor Sarah


            Who Sounds Just Like

           
            Old Ron 


            A Reagan Encore!



S is for Slumlords s


            and Styrofoam Temples


            and Saudis and Shaheeds, 


            the Saviors of Earth; 


T  is Big Tony


            Our Syrian Rezko


            Who's always so eager


            to help O go far;


U is for U.S.


            the Root of All Evil


            We Just Need a Good Prez


            To Teach Us to Lose;


V is for Voters,


            Who Rise from the Graves


            For Chi-Town Ward Bosses


            To Check Off the Ballots


            Then Go Back to Dirt Naps


            Till Next Resurrection


            For O's Re-election


            In Two Thousand Twelve!


W is for


            "We are the Ones We're Awaiting."


            And Women Who Vote


            For Woe-bama and Biden


            And Walker and Wallis and WaPo encore!

           


X is for


            Excellent Axelrod


            Astroturf Dude;


            It's Awesome how One Guy


            can be All Grass Roots!


Y is for


            "Y the hell


            is this man running?"


and Z ... is ...


            ... Z End for US  


            November 4!


           
James Lewis occasionally blogs at dangeroustimes.wordpress.com
(An alphabet song)

A is for Ayers and ACORN, Alinsky,


            And Auchi and Axelrod,


            All of a kind;


B is for Bernardine,


            Bomb the Police!


            and Black Liberation,
           
            by Bloody Professors


            like Ayers the Rad, who


            did fix education


            with Annenberg millions


            for all the poor kids


            who now know how to riot


            for real education


            they could have had freely


            in old Chicago's schools!  


C is for Chavez


            and Che


            and Code Pinko,


            All Fighting for Justice


            and Peace, Love and Joy;


D is for Davis,


            Joe Stalin's Black poet,


            Obama's First Mentor


            on Waikiki Beach;


E is for Emil,


            The Capo of Southside,


            He Showed O the Power,


            In Cook County style; 


F is for Fannie


            and Freddie McMoney


            All Friends of Obama's,


            Who Gave All the Dollars


            To Bama and Barney and Biden and Dodd,


            And Chuckie and Charlie and Franklin and Jim


            For Federal Dud Loans


            No Need to Pay Back!


G is for


             God Daaaamn


                        Amer'ca!


            quoth Reverend Wright,


            for Black Liberation!


            with Standing Ovation


            from Ayers and ACORN


            Alinsky, Khalidi


            and Rezko and Auchi


            and All the Good People


            in Hyde Park salons.


H is for Hillary,


            Yesterday's Woman


            Who Had to be Dumped


            To Make Way for Our Hope.


            'Cause Rads want The Power


            To Change All Our Money


            As Soon as Our Hero


            Gets Up On the Throne!


I is for Israel, Iraq and Iran;

           

            Just get them to talking


            and soon they'll see reason


            It's easy as pie;


J is for Jews

           

            who are always to blame,


            say Jay-Wright and Louey


            and Jimmy and Jesse


            and Rasheed and Waleed


            and Gyorgyi and Huey


            and Percy and ...


             ... oops! where was I?


            Oh, yes...


K is for Khaleed,

           

            the Black Panther guru,


            who got O to Harvard


            to launch his career;


            Khaleed is AKA 


            Old Rad "Don Warden"


            Who Now Flacks for OPEC

           
            As Khaleed Abdool


            Tareeq Ali Mansoor!



L is for Lenin,


            who Posed for O's Posters,


            Facing the Future!


            Fist for the Foe!


            Forward the Vanguard!


            Workers and Women!


            Kill all the Kulaks!


            And Lynch all the Rich!





M is for Media,


            They Skip All the News now


            They're Just Much Too Busy


            With Saving the Earth;


            For Mao man Mike Klonsky
           

            And Marilyn Katz;


            And Hamastan Muslim Bro's


            Abu Marzook!



N is for Nuke bombs


            which We Must All Freeze Now


            To Stop Nuclear Winter!


            (Or maybe Nuke Summer?)


            Or is it Nuke Power?


            It's All Evil Stuff;


            Except for Old A'jad


            Who's just making missiles


            To shield all the mullahs


            from Zion's aggression


            That's one for the books!


O is Obama,


            Our Hero,


            Our Savior,


            Our Hope,


            And Our Changer


            Who'll Make


            Us All Proud;


P is for Diddy,


            the Hood


            from the Hood;


            When Bama's Elected


            He'll get Special Credit


            For Bringing the Gang Vote


            To Obama's Cause!



Q is for Qaida,


            Those Poor Little Fellas


            Who Just Need More Loving


            and Much More Compassion


            --- and maybe some home loans? ---


            To Make Them Feel Better


            To Not Blow Up Truck Bombs


            with Women and Kids;


R is for Reagan,


            For Ron Reagan, Red-fighter


            Ruined the Soviets


            For Twenty Good Years;


            Oh Golly, Now Here Comes


            A Governor Sarah


            Who Sounds Just Like

           
            Old Ron 


            A Reagan Encore!



S is for Slumlords s


            and Styrofoam Temples


            and Saudis and Shaheeds, 


            the Saviors of Earth; 


T  is Big Tony


            Our Syrian Rezko


            Who's always so eager


            to help O go far;


U is for U.S.


            the Root of All Evil


            We Just Need a Good Prez


            To Teach Us to Lose;


V is for Voters,


            Who Rise from the Graves


            For Chi-Town Ward Bosses


            To Check Off the Ballots


            Then Go Back to Dirt Naps


            Till Next Resurrection


            For O's Re-election


            In Two Thousand Twelve!


W is for


            "We are the Ones We're Awaiting."


            And Women Who Vote


            For Woe-bama and Biden


            And Walker and Wallis and WaPo encore!

           


X is for


            Excellent Axelrod


            Astroturf Dude;


            It's Awesome how One Guy


            can be All Grass Roots!


Y is for


            "Y the hell


            is this man running?"


and Z ... is ...


            ... Z End for US  


            November 4!


           
James Lewis occasionally blogs at dangeroustimes.wordpress.com