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September 14, 2006 Democrats Falter in Week One of NFL SeasonBy Noel SheppardAs Democrat football teams started their mini—camps this summer, there was great anticipation concerning the upcoming season. Many sports analysts predicted a left—wing sweep that would end up in a changing of the guard come January. Yet, given the results of the NFL's opening weekend, things aren't as rosy for the Democrats as some had handicapped. No finer example of leftist gridiron disappointment transpired than in Gotham City. As residents' minds turned from a classic battle at Arthur Ashe Stadium to two brothers fighting it out at the Meadowlands, liberal Giants fans must have hated seeing this frightening headline in Monday's New York Times — 'Less Promise for Democrats in N.Y.' One has to wonder what annoyed Upper Westsiders more — Peyton Manning getting the best of his little brother, or the following:
Almost like another Eli Manning interception, the article gloomily continued:
Further south, despite their victory in Al Gore's home—state on Sunday, things also darkened for liberal Jets fans according to Zogby International:
And, Democrats that support the Steelers, Browns, and Bengals had little to cheer about as well:
This sense of gloom was also felt by liberal Falcons fans despite their good showing in Carolina according to a report by the Los Angeles Times:
Finally, Bears fans on the left side of the aisle — despite their team's trouncing of rival Green Bay — couldn't possibly like this news from the Chicago Tribune:
In fact, the energy news in general has got to be depressing liberal football fans across the country regardless of the color of their jerseys; whether we're talking about oil, gasoline, natural gas, heating oil, or electricity, prices look to be significantly lower this football season than last. Yet, like an injury—prone season that seems to never end, the bad news for left—leaning football fans continued to pour in all weekend as reported by the Philadelphia Inquirer:
Quite a comeback by the Republicans with so little time remaining on the clock, wouldn't you agree? But, the Republicans didn't only make up ground on the scoreboard this weekend, for the finances of liberal football sponsors also appear to be yards short of a first—down. As reported by The Hill,
Apparently, top Democrat contributors in 2004 didn't get the bang for their buck they had expected, and are rethinking how to spend their hard—earned dollars this football season:
Add it all up, and that over—confident preseason posturing about the Democrats riding a wave of Iraq war discontent right into leadership positions in both conferences has evaporated as quickly as the Cowboys' ten—point lead in Jacksonville Sunday afternoon. Noel Sheppard is a frequent contributor to The American Thinker. He is also contributing editor to the Media Research Center's NewsBusters.org, and contributing writer to its Business & Media Institute. Noel welcomes feedback. on "Democrats Falter in Week One of NFL Season"
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