July 30, 2005
Handmaidens of Terror? (a poem)By Russ Vaughn
Michelle Malkin notes, I believe with some error,
The politically correct are handmaidens of terror.
But handmaiden may be a too—mild appellation
For the worms at the core of the threat to our nation,
Who are far more concerned with our socialist purity,
Than commonsense measures for our nation's security.
They'll insist we don't need anti—terrorist powers,
'Til terror bombs blow down their own ivory towers.
More than mere handmaids in true servile sense,
They're concubines of correctness in Jihadist tents,
Plying socialist sweetmeats to death—dealing masters,
Naively abetting more future disasters.
Respect our dark brothers say these houris beguiling,
No need for your paranoid, racist profiling.
Forget swarthy males from the East caused our losses,
We must share their pain, understand their root causes.
These handmaids ignore their own reasoning powers,
Like no grannies flew planes into those twin towers;
Or why we're not shown after a terror event,
Any mug shots of men of Caucasian descent.
They insist we ignore facts as plain as their faces,
Like Islamo—fascists tend to be certain races.
No, Michelle, dear, I fear that handmaiden's in error,
Simply too mild a term for these true whores for terror.
Inspired by Michelle Malkin's column found here.